Acid vs Alkaline

Epic failure on my part to get anywhere Weightloss wise and I'm so off the wagon right now. In the past two weeks I just said fuck it and went all out and ate and ate and ate!! So much for a healthier me. So with that declaration out of the way, I start Monday with a sense of doing and am considering taking in an acid vs alkaline type of eating. I've always known that acid is a reason for my bone aches and constant ligament pain, so it's time to address the issues head on. Weigh up the benefits of substituting my shit poor food intake, for food that will help me live longer. That's ultimately what motivates us isn't it? It's the harsh reality of life vs death that kicks us in the ass. Embarrassing ourselves has long ago packed up, so let's take on the extreme approach.

Is living for your child/children really a bad thing?
If not, best start getting that will in place to decide on their future without you

When your dead, who is going to plan your fat funeral? You will need to be embalmed to the hilt if your a Māori and if you live here in Australia, do you stay here or be shipped back to New Zealand?
Oh yes I'm aiming at my own people who have accepted fatness in our culture. As once upon a time hunter gatherers, it's a fore gone conclusion we are no longer that people anymore. While my comments are harsh, brutal and totally fatist and I am on your list of most hated. Then good, I've struck a nerve. How many funerals have you attended where your passing relatives were at the extreme where an oversized coffin was needed?
I for one, do not want to be that Aunty, cousin, sister, mother or relative who had the fat coffin. Where it took so many people to carry me or my coffin started creaking or it broke for the life of me. What if I wasn't embalmed enough and my excess bodily fluids started leaking? Now since I live here in Australia, where do I go? Im renting an apartment and I don't think my coffin will get through the door. Not to mention the fact I would need to brought up through the carpark so other tenants wouldn't freak out. I might leak because I know the funeral industry is pretty clueless here. My apartment has no air con so it's going to be hot as heck. Heat for the dead is not good in anyway and if your huge like me. Well pity my family and friends who are left with my lingering smells. It will be a given though, that I will be cremated. At least in dust I will be thin. But really, I don't want this for my family or anyone. Sure I could get hit by a bus tomorrow and well I never lived my life? Wrong, I'm not living my life as it is. I'm eating what I want, when I want and how I want and my body is failing because of it. Drastic measures to take, but this is a reality folks. You are totally lying to yourself if your happy with your weight in the unhealthy sense. Not to mention selfish, so get your ass into gear and follow me through my steps if alkalizing the acid to obtain at least a better life for my life I intend on living. Don't wait for ten years to realize it, do it now.